What things can be improved in Ahmedabad, Gujarat? How?

 This answer is in the lighter sense.

Recently, I come across two jokes on social media about Gujarat. Though it lacks logic and may be slightly exaggregated, the theme is that Government has done more than enough, now it is the the common man’s turn to catch up.

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Joke on Gujarat’s Traffic Sense:

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A man from Ahmedabad was almost sent to prison after a traffic e-challan was sent to his house which exposed his alleged extra-marital affair. The man's wife sought a police to help her find the information about the Dupatta clad woman sitting behind his bike after e-challan was delivered at her home. The woman and his son had approached Ghatlodiya police station and asked the whereabouts of the mysterious woman.

According to police, the e-challan is sent when the trafic offenders break any trafic law, the CCTV cameras, with automatic system challan system will directly sends e-memo (or traffic e-challan) to the vehicle owner's residential address.

However, the man had informed police that the Dupatta clad woman works in his office and that he had just offered her lift. Also he is not involved in any kind of extra marital affair with anyone.

“… … Sarkar me lift dena bhi guna hai”

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Joke on Gujarat's civic sense:

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Last month a family from Tamil Nadu was on holidays to Gujarat.

His wife and two children, also accompanied him.

They were traveling on one of the express ways near Bharuch.

This Tamil Family was in their car and was precede by a Local Gujarat family driving at a safe distance.

Suddenly the Tamil man saw the left front door of the car opened and a head coming out of the window and vomiting blood.

He took a quick action and informed the 108 for help.

In no time, there appeared an Air Ambulance Helicopter. Gujarat's Home state civic services is reasonably good.

The well trained staff quickly shifted that man sitting beside the driver on the stretcher. Oxygen supply started. Doctors started examining her.

Sometime later, the man was declared safe and fit to travel again.

Kudos to Quick Help and Well Done Tamil Man.

Thankless local man frowned the tourists and told - … … Sarkar me Paan kaana bhi Guna ho gaya